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  FUN!!!!
Dragonflies are the fastest insects in the world. Estimates of their maximum speed approach 60 miles per hour. Bamboo can grow up to three feet in twenty-four hours. The love of chickens is called alekthophilia. Q: Why do firemen wear red suspenders?
A: To keep their pants up.
The reason wine is kept in tinted bottles is that it will spoil if it's exposed to light.
In the South American country of Paraguay, it is legal to duel as long as both people fighting are blood donors. Couples who marry in January, February, and March have the highest divorce rates. The average person living in the United Kingdom drinks as much tea as twenty-three Italians. Q: Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears?
A: Because he's a rabbit.
The 'WD' in WD-40 stands for 'water displacer.' In airplanes, three times as many people prefer window seats to aisle seats. Cats will rub up against things to mark their territory because they have sent glands in their face. Q: What do you call Postman Pat on his day off?
A: Pat.
In the US, there are twice as many credit cards as people. The theme song to "Batman" inspired the Beatle George Harrison to write his song "Taxman." Male horses have 40 teeth, while female horses have 36. Q: What do people who work at petting zoos call the money they make?
A: Petty cash.
The PEZ candy company used to produce coffee, eucalyptus, and flower flavors. A group of Kangaroos is called a mob. Buenos Aires, in Argentina, has the highest ratio of people to psychoanalysts. Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A: A cloud!
The people of Iceland are, on average, the happiest people in the world. Human blood has close to the same salt content as ocean water; most marine fish could survive in a tank of human blood. In the United States, credit cards outnumber people at a ratio of tow to one.

A naked guy is walking down the street with a lady on his back.  Another guy walks up to him and asks him, “Where are you going?”
     “I’m going to a fancy dress party,” the naked man replies.
      “As what?” the other man asks.
      “A turtle.”
      “What’s that, then?” the man asks, pointing to the woman.
      “That’s Michelle!”
The Atlantic Ocean is saltier then the Pacific Ocean. Most people can guess someone's gender by smelling their breath. Tijuana, Mexico is the city most often visited when Americans travel out of the country.
'Four' is the only word in English in which the number of letters in the word equals its value. "Second Street" is the most common name of streets in the US. "Himalayas" means "home of snow" in Hindi.
Fingernails grow much faster than toenails do, probably between three or four times as fast. The Statue of Liberty's mouth is three feet wide. The color red can stimulate hunger.
The Hawaiian language only has twelve letters. The Library of Congress has about 327 miles of bookshelves. Napoleon worked out his battle plans in a sandbox. "I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die.  I would have thought the obvious one was 'Shout For Help'."
- Mark Watson
Although the name "Caesar" means "abundant hair," Julius Caesar was self-conscious about his baldness, and he tried to cover it by using combovers and wearing laurel wreaths. When eating a meal, orange juice will help you absorb iron. There are four states in the U.S. which prohibit billboards:  Vermont, Maine, Vermont, and Hawaii. "Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time."
- Demetri Martin